Guacamole

It’s guacamole. You make it out of avocados and whatever other shit you wanna put in. You can dip things in it. Don’t use underripe avocados.

Tip: Checking the Ripeness of an Avocado
The avocado should be dark and a little bit squishy. It looks kind of like a Grenade.

Tip: guacamole turns brown because the air oxidizes it (like an apple)
Storing guacamole, cover with plastic wrap and touch the plastic to the guac so it doesn’t oxidize

Ingredience

• 2 avocados
• 1 Shallot or equivalent of a red onion
• Tomato (optional)
• Big pinch of salt
• Medium squirt of lime juice

Instructions

1. Mince shallot, other desired additions (tomato, cilantro), empty into bowl
2. score avocado and empty into bowl
3. Add salt and lime juice
4. Mash with fork